Zero Fucks / Bracelet

Bracelet Metal

Funny bracelet hand stamped with "zero fucks" on lightweight, adjustable, brass cuff.

Bitter bands funny jewelry - bringing out the goodness in people since never.

Are you good at arithmetic?  Let's test it out.  Okay, here we go...

0 + Fucks = Me

What's your attitude described in math? Do you have three fucks?  Two? At one point in my life I was actually in negative fucks and that was a dark time.  I ran around demanding people give me theirs just to get back to zero.  Like a black hole of giving a fuck.

  • I am all for positive thinking. I am all for happy energy and light and love. But sometimes we all just think "you're a moron and I'm awesome." And that's where this bracelet comes in.
  • Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight metal.
  • Note, open the bangle as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.
  • You will get one bracelet made to order so it may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

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