This Dick Won't Suck Itself Naughty Funny Coffee Mug

Type of Mug
Orientation
Personalize

Hand painted ceramic diner mug with 'this dick won't suck itself' in black, blue, and turquoise.

I was sitting at the kitchen table one night and was trying to come up with some new ideas for mugs that can be given to men as gifts.  I looked up and said to my husband, 'do you think a mug that says "this dick won't suck itself" is going too far?'

He laughed and said, 'Nope.'  

And this is why I married him.  

  • Mugs require a 5-7 business day creation period before shipping.  If you need this sooner, please contact us at EmailKnot@gmail.com *before* ordering. 
  • Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).
  • Want to add a name to the mug? Just choose "personalized" and I will paint the requested name on the side of the mug facing the drinker.
  • When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand. 
  • Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

 


Collections: Mugs, Mugs For Him, Naughty Mugs

Type: Mugs


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