Hand painted white retro diner mug with "Suck It" in black and yellow lemon illustration.
I love lemons. So if you told me to suck it and held up a slice of lemon, I would totally not take it as a veiled insult. I'd be like, 'wow, thanks. Can we be friends?'
And then you'd think, 'oh, crap. I hate this girl and she's too stupid to understand.'
And we'd probably be friends for like three years before I realized you hated me.
Hand painted coffee diner mug with "Best F*cking Mom" in black and red. Isn't your Mom the best f*cking Mom? I'm sure you know she is. I, of course, think...
Old fashioned retro diner mug with hand painted "Grown Ass Woman" in red.You must be a grown ass woman. If you are on the internet, looking at this site, shopping...
Hand painted retro diner mug with "Abby Normal" and brain in a jar illustration. Scientist friend or maybe just an abnormal friend who keeps smashing the mugs given to them...