Hand painted diner mug for your coffee or tea with "She believed she couldn't so she hid... under a blanket, watching Netflix, eating ice cream, and judging bitches on Facebook."
I am a self-motivated person. I ran a marathon when no one was chasing me. I got a master's degree, even though no one gave a crap (and still don't). I even get up each morning when I could just stay in bed and wait for death. That's motivation.
But I am so sick and tired of these motivational quotes hanging around. Posters, tshirts, jewelry... if a quote on your tshirt is what you need to do something then here, put on this 'go f*ck yourself' tee and leave the rest of us alone.
Hand painted coffee diner mug with "Best F*cking Mom" in black and red. Isn't your Mom the best f*cking Mom? I'm sure you know she is. I, of course, think...
Hand painted retro diner mug with "Abby Normal" and brain in a jar illustration. Scientist friend or maybe just an abnormal friend who keeps smashing the mugs given to them...
Hand painted retro diner mug for your coffee or tea with "I have big balls." and yarn motif.Do you have big balls? I bet you do. As big as mine?...