Hand painted white retro diner mug with "one hot mama" in black, red and pink.
Girl, you're so hot we need to get the fire department up in here.
And girl, you are such a good mama, Angelina Jolie is trying to get YOU to adopt HER.
You are one hot mama. Damn!
Hand painted coffee diner mug with "Best F*cking Mom" in black and red. Isn't your Mom the best f*cking Mom? I'm sure you know she is. I, of course, think...
Hand painted retro diner mug with "Abby Normal" and brain in a jar illustration. Scientist friend or maybe just an abnormal friend who keeps smashing the mugs given to them...
Hand painted retro diner mug for your coffee or tea with "I have big balls." and yarn motif.Do you have big balls? I bet you do. As big as mine?...