No Fucks to Give Cat / Mug

Type of Mug

Funny mug with 'No fucks to give' and angry, grumpy cat motif.

"I have two fucks to give and you're third in line."- both my cats.

I know some people are cat people and others are dog people. I have cats and dogs. And let me tell you, they can both be awesome and both be bastards. So I'm simultaneously a dog person, a cat person, and a get these disgusting, pissing, shitting fucking animals out of my goddamn house person.

Regardless, the bottom line is that my cats have no fucks to give. And I think they inherited that from me. I know we're not genetically related. I mean, there was that one weird time backstage at 'Cats' but we used protection.

But it's clear that neither my cats nor I give a fuck. We don't take a fuck. As far as fucks are concerned, the only one available is the one you can take to go fuck yourself.

  • Mugs require a 5-7 business day creation period before shipping.  If you need this sooner, please contact us at *before* ordering. 
  • Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).
  • Want to add a name to the mug? Just choose "personalized" and I will paint the requested name on the side of the mug facing the drinker.
  • When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand. 
  • Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

Collections: Mugs, Naughty Mugs

Type: Mugs

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