Merry F*cking Christmas Funny Coffee Mug

Type of Mug
Orientation
Personalize
Hand painted ceramic diner mug with "Merry F*cking Christmas" hand painted in black and small holly illustration.

Merry Fucking Christmas. Yes I realize that this phrase may be offensive when considering the nice religious version of Christmas. I'm not referring to that. I'm referring to the gift buying, food eating, extra mall houring, before Thanksgiving decorating, Santa swearing, elf boozing, reindeer smoking, credit card maxing, pig murdering, coal stocking, boss forcing you to work on Christmas Eve-ing, laid off on December 1st-ing, hours cut in Octobering version of Christmas. Merry Fucking THAT Christmas.
  • Mugs require a 5-7 business day creation period before shipping.  If you need this sooner, please contact us at EmailKnot@gmail.com *before* ordering. 
  • Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).
  • Want to add a name to the mug? Just choose "personalized" and I will paint the requested name on the side of the mug facing the drinker.
  • When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand. 
  • Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.



Collections: Mugs, Naughty Mugs

Type: Mugs


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