Hand painted white diner mug with 'Grow a Pear' and green pear illustration.
Grow a pear. Grow a pair of pears. Grow a whole bushel. A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.
When you do grow said pear, just make sure it's firm. And juicy. And isn't too hairy. Or bruised. Just like your actual pair.
Classic diner shaped white mug with hand painted 'balls.' in olive green. "Bollocks." They say that in the UK all the time. Do you know what means? You probably do but...
Hand painted ceramic diner mug with 'blow job' and 'cup of coffee' in black.There's only two things my husband would classify as needs. If he had a to do list...
Funny British swear words coffee mug with "tit, twat, wanker, tosser, fuckwit, bellend, arsehole."Sometimes you can't say what you really want to say. Your environment may not be totally cool...