Fucking Professional Hand Painted Cotton Tote

Type of Bag
Personalize

Hand painted 'i'm a f*cking professional' in black fabric paint on recycled cotton canvas tote bag/shoulder bag.

Some people are just professionals. Others are f*cking professionals. Which are you?

You do all sorts of cool stuff that's all like big business, and economics, and scheduling and organizing and budgeting and all sorts of professional f*cking sh*t. And you are so not professional if you can't get passionate enough about your work to use words like f*ck. What do you think the President of the United States says when he finds out his approval drops below 50%? I doubt it's 'Oh fudge!' And he's a professional, right?

And this tote bag is good enough for you or the President. Heck, it's good enough for your Mama! There are cheaper, crappier f*cking sh*tty tote bags for sale here and elsewhere. This is not one of them. This is a heavy duty tote that is only for f*cking professional f*cking people who need to tote around f*cking awesome stuff.

  • Handle/Tote Straps; 22"
  • Size: 19"W x 15.5"H; 7.55" Bottom Gusset
  • Material Type: 100% Recycled 10oz Cotton
  • All seams and stress points are double stitched for durability.
  • Item is made to order and will require 5-7 *business days* for creation.  Transit time will vary depending on postal zone.
  • Want to personalize this bag?  Choose "add a name" and I will paint the name you live in your order note on the opposite side of the tote from the original illustration.
  • This item will be made to order so please expect some slight variation from the photos.

    Collections: Humorous Home Goods

    Type: Tote


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