Eat Shit Die / Bracelet

Bracelet Metal

Funny bracelet hand stamped with "eat shit die" on lightweight, adjustable, skinny brass cuff.

I'm not sure why we tell our enemies to do this.  Don't we all do this?  Isn't life basically, eating, shitting, and then dying?  There's probably some sleep thrown in there, but is that the punishment?  We want our enemies to eat, shit, not sleep, and then die?

  • I am all for positive thinking. I am all for happy energy and light and love. But sometimes we all just think "you're a moron and I'm awesome." And that's where this bracelet comes in.
  • Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight metal.
  • Note, open the bangle as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.
  • You will get one bracelet made to order so it may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

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