Your Tears Are Delicious Funny Coffee Mug

Type of Mug

Hand painted funny coffee mug with "Your Tears" and "MUWAHAHAHA" in turquoise and black.

Yummy. Thirst quenching. Tart. And a bit salty. Like a margarita. But better.

Tears are so delicious. Oh, let us rejoice and toast the demise of our enemies together! We shall feast and drink their sadness.

Is it evil to take such pleasure from their pain? Probably. But they are awful morons. So now let us laugh our evil laugh at their misfortune.


  • Mugs require a 5-7 business day creation period before shipping.  If you need this sooner, please contact us at *before* ordering. 
  • Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).
  • Want to add a name to the mug? Just choose "personalized" and I will paint the requested name on the side of the mug facing the drinker.
  • When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand. 
  • Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

Collections: Mugs, Nerdy Mugs

Type: Mugs

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