Bite Me Red Apple Cozy

Hand embroidered 'bite me' in white on red acrylic apple cozy.

Why do you need an apple cozy? Oh bite me. Cause it's fucking funny. That's why. Not a good enough answer for you? Aw, bite me.

Really though apple cozies are great if you one, eat apples; two, put them in things like your purse or pocket; three, prefer your apples devoid of dust, dirty, bruises or used band-aids. Cause yes, this cozy will protect your luscious fruit of knowledge from all the little nasties that can dirty them.

Cozy will be made to order so please expect some variation.

Collections: Humorous Home Goods

Type: Cozies

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