I'm Farting / Mug

Type of Mug

Classic ceramic diner mug, hand painted with 'I'm farting' in brown. Father's Day never smelled so good after your husband or Dad got this mug as a gift.

I'm farting. You didn't know that did you? That's because it was silent. And because I'm in my house at my desk and you're likely somewhere else in the world. Unless my husband or kids are reading this. Then I'm not farting. It was the dog. Honestly.

Let your friends and family know that indeed you smelt it and dealt it. We're old enough to stop playing the silly game where everyone has to guess. Was it the dog? Was it Aunt Mary? Is the furnace exploding? Did a mouse die in the wall? That game isn't funny anymore. Not as adults. It's much funnier to have a mug that has 'I'm farting' on it. Really. I've done research and studies and shit. I can show you the graphs if you'd like. Now 20% funnier than acting like nothing smells like rotting carcass and letting everyone wonder...

  • Mugs require a 5-7 business day creation period before shipping.  If you need this sooner, please contact us at EmailKnot@gmail.com *before* ordering. 
  • Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).
  • Want to add a name to the mug? Just choose "personalized" and I will paint the requested name on the side of the mug facing the drinker.
  • When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand. 
  • Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

Collections: Mugs, Mugs For Him, Naughty Mugs

Type: Mugs

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