Hand painted white diner mug with 'Grow a Pear' and green pear illustration.
Grow a pear. Grow a pair of pears. Grow a whole bushel. A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.
When you do grow said pear, just make sure it's firm. And juicy. And isn't too hairy. Or bruised. Just like your actual pair.
Funny ceramic diner mug with hand painted 'MTHA FCKN BRDS MAID' in rainbow colors.You're not just any bridesmaid. You're the motherfucking bridesmaid. You are here for fun and support. But all...
Hand painted naughty white and gold tea cup and saucer with 'motherfucker' in black. There are mothers and there are fuckers. And there are motherfuckers. And *then* there are MOTHERFUCKERS. Example- the...
I like my steaks rare and hot... like my men. Funny mug for Father’s Day, mother’s day... naughty gift for your boyfriend? Cheeky anniversary gift for your husband? Don’t worry,...