Release The Kraken / Bracelet

Bracelet Metal
Funny bracelet hand stamped with "release the kraken" on adjustable, lightweight copper.

Bitter bands funny jewelry- bringing out the goodness in people since never.

Wouldn't you love an assistant with multiple arms who is ready whenever you call?  

Couldn't you use an ally who strikes fear in the hearts of men? Who is comfortable fighting in your place, and a very strong swimmer?
That's where the kraken comes in.  A friend who's always there, never abandons you, and is just waiting for you to unleash its full potential.  Release it already!
  • I am all for positive thinking. I am all for happy energy and light and love. But sometimes we all just think "you're a moron and I'm awesome." And that's where these bracelets come in.
  • Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight metal
  • Note, open the bangle as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.
  • You will get one bracelet made to order so it may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

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