Evil Genius, Sick Twisted Freak, Crafty Bastard / Bracelet Set

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Set of three funny bracelets hand stamped with EVIL GENIUS, SICK TWISTED FREAK, & CRAFTY BASTARD.

This is a set of 3 bitter bands. What are bitter bands? They're bracelets for those of us who know that you can't have the good without the bad, the warmth without the cold, or the bean without the farts.

Bitter bands- bringing out the goodness in people since never.

I am all for positive thinking. I am all for happy energy and light and love. But sometimes we have to acknowledge that we're a sick twisted bastard. And that's where these bracelets come in.

  • Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight aluminum- a metal that won't tarnish! Yay! And it's especially great if you're buying for a gift as it's far less a nuisance than sterling silver or nickel on sensitive skin. It's adjustable and should bend to fit most. 
  • Note, open the bangles as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.
  • You will get a set of THREE bracelets made to order so they may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

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