Bite Me / Bracelet
$15.00
Bitter bands- bringing out the goodness in people since never.
Bite me. Not hard. Unless you're a handsome vampire.
Otherwise, bite me. As in, give over. Piss off. Eff off. You're a turd.
Okay, I agree, that was a bit harsh. Just leave me alone and we shall pretend this never happened.
I am all for positive thinking. I am all for happy energy and light and love. But sometimes we all just think "you're a moron and I'm awesome." And that's where these bracelets come in.
- Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight metal
- Note, open the bangle as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.
- You will get one bracelet made to order so it may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!
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